Goalie Thoughts: Things I’ve Had Said to Me

We goalies get called a lot of things, some of them congratulatory, some of them not so much… here’s a random list of things I’ve been called or had said to me(recents and additions at the top).

last updated: March 27 2009

• We’ve got Spaghetti (thanks Toasters…)
• Don’t you think you’ve made enough good saves for one night?
• Could you suck more, please?
• “The goalie must be wearing some kind of magic pads”
• You tease!
• Nice work, gumby.
• Whatever, Spiderman!
• Go, Go, Gadget Go!
• Nice Kung-Fu Batman.
• Hey, mattress legs.
• Biscuit hippie!
• A 5-hole like a vegas stripper!
• Standards: Goalie, Keeper, Net-man, wall, thief.